kick in the vagina 

when a girl or woman gets kicked in the vagina.

Girl 1: ::Bitchslaps:: girl 2
Girl 2 : Kicks and aims for her vagina.It connects.
Girl 1: ... ::rolls and floor grabbing crotch::

kick in the vagina by Tito March 14, 2004

dead vagina 

a girl who cannot feel any pleasure in her vagina, but is not paralyzed from the waist down. her vagina is just dead. she cannot get wet if fingered, and will stop in mid orgasm to answer the phone, and act like nothing happened, which will mind fuck a man horribly.

ciara has such a dead vagina she would not get wet for me or anyone else for that matter.

dead vagina by My name is Mr. Burns January 9, 2010

Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.

If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.

Think of my vagina as a vase by irish_luvr April 20, 2009

hot vagina 

A game played where men sit in a circle while a woman goes around the circle fucking each man for 1-5 minutes then moving on to the next. The first guy to blow their load, loses. Hot vagina!

So I played hot vagina with the guys last night. Matt lost before I even got to him.

hot vagina by JOKRGUY2012 October 22, 2010

Who put sand in her vagina 

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.

Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina

Who put sand in her vagina by Wasinator March 12, 2011

pancake vagina 

when a womens vagina looks like a chocolate chip pancake with a pat of silky butter and a syrup smiley face.

damn when i was fucking shelly allen her pancake vagina was looking up at me smiling.

pancake vagina by lm fly August 12, 2009

sandbag vagina 

When your vagina falls asleep and feels like a sandbag, similar to when your leg or arm falls asleep.

I think sitting on the edge of the bleachers made my vagina fall asleep, now it feels like a sandbag vagina.

sandbag vagina by NOBE lez April 28, 2010