uncle pricky

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis

if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!

by kiwi smithers November 14, 2011

double-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

uncle sandwich

an uncle sandwich is where you fart in a man’s mouth and give birth at the same time resulting in an uncle sandwich

yo did you see that uncle sandwich? that was wack!

by casdandracancaan December 9, 2022

uncle samming

A super dirty sex move.

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."

by justcallmewebster March 18, 2014

great-uncle

Grandparent's brother.

great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Uncle Colon

Otherwise known as colin, "aka colon " a shifty character that is turdy at times.

Quick its uncle colon,..meow meow.. its uncle...

by chicken likka September 27, 2023

half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024