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golden turtle

the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks
the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior
by she_said_she_was_twelve January 5, 2022
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Turtle

Turtles are animals who carries multiple diseases from eating plastic straws. And they are very homophobic, racist and sexist. They should be removed for raping menn.
That turtle is not cool.
by Herman Hydle March 10, 2022
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Turtle Shell

When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.
Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.
by Dr.EvilRaj July 27, 2018
mugGet the Turtle Shellmug.

Sea turtle

When you make your sexual partner suck your strap on dildo so deep they gag and choke like a sea turtle choking on plastic in the sea
I sea turtled georgina last night. The bitch was choking on it like a turtle chokes on plastic in the sea
by The Chief Big T March 27, 2025
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turtling

(adj.) The state of having one's penis pull up into the body and disappear beyond the foreskin, like a turtle's head. More common in overweight men.
Look at that big fat guy over there, he's totally turtling!
by J. A. Anschütz January 26, 2023
mugGet the turtlingmug.

Turtle

A person who has a defensive and protective façade and shell but a cute, sensitive inside.

Similar to watermelons.
I am a turtle. You think I'm tough but I cry alone a lot.
by Marbles&Envelopes November 4, 2018
mugGet the Turtlemug.

turtle savvy

A female with the ability to make any penis erect, especially homosexual males.
Man, that chick is turtle savvy..... You gotta try her ....
by Savviest turtle around August 31, 2023
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