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The Tom Perkins Initiative

A post recession initiative set out by the 1% lead by Tom Perkins. With a net worth of over $8 Billion and growing, Tom has set out to save the 1% by declaring that the richest 1% are more equal than the rest of the 99%. Therefore, a person paying their fair share of taxes should get that equally in votes. Thus, eroding any opportunity of an American Dream and deeming the rest of the 99% unimportant. Some theories around the Initiative of the 1% are giving Tom Perkins all the money in the world and have him playfully wave it in the presence of starving children while dropping off the worlds currency to other billionaires who follow in his footsteps. Tom has devoted his life to money and feels that the Initiative to save the 1% ties in to how valued you are as a human being.
Person A: It's crazy to see in the future that there are less and less scientists and more and more McDonalds factory workers making ends meat.

Person B: True. The news just wrote a story about The Tom Perkins Initiative and it's role in turning all College Institutions in the last 30 years into Corporations to enhance shareholder value.
by oj.did.itzzz February 22, 2014
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tom holland obsession

someone who is fixated with the sexiness that is tom holland 😍.
That girl charlotte, yeah she has a tom holland obsession.
by foryourinfomation May 11, 2022
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SILVER UNCLE TOM

YOUR BASIC OLD FUCK. RAMBLES ABOUT SHIT. PREFERS TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.
HEY BRIAN WHO ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN. OH YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT OLE "SILVER UNCLE TOM GOT THAT SHIT".
by Big Whitey Ford August 12, 2022
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Jordon Tom Jon

3 massive honkers who spit in each others mouth. Jon has a massive cock and penetrates jordons asshole.
You could stick a Jordon Tom Jon in me
by My Mummy is Funny March 5, 2023
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totes vom tom

Totally vomiting tomorrow
Oh my god, I'm so drunk. I hope I'm not totes vom tom.
by Poppy Slussy May 29, 2010
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Pull a Tom Brady

To pull a Tom Brady is to change one's mind after a big time decision.
Ex.

Charlie: oh btw Rebecca and I are back together...

Cole: dudeee did you just pull a Tom Brady?
by YeshQueen March 15, 2022
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reverend tim tom

lame fuck of a fuck stinky ass pedo sheepdog obsessed with sad teenage potatos. his guitar playing makes you want to reach into your soul and pull out whatever the screeching bible bitch didn't destroy.
reverend tim toms hang around the poor parts of indiana
by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020
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