Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.
Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?
Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
by Fretting about pog March 06, 2023
by monkeymmmmm1 November 07, 2020
An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
by TheNameIsHedvig April 28, 2014
One eyed snake with a turtleneck sweater on!
by AND YOU! January 14, 2025
by Turtle Storm April 28, 2017
That's a tortise.
Turtle! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Turtleurtleurtleurtle -- That's a tortise
by dafyomeme November 16, 2020