A person who is usually in stocks and owns a dog. Most luke beggs go to UCC in grade 8. Lukes are talented in cross countries and own an iphone 14.
by bossofcozmo November 3, 2022

luke is a ok person hes an asshole sometimes but thats ok hes an idiot but he can be smart only when it comes to school he is a nice looking person hes very careless and dumb
by saixlla April 28, 2021

Luke is a 8th grader that flirts with grade 7th he asks like a little baby and is just a bitch in general!
Luke is a man baby
by bens mini bus February 8, 2019

by The_man_next_door69 August 9, 2020

If you know a Luke then you know what annoying is A Luke will diddle his fingers like a fool playing an invisible flute Every thing he says about himself is usually the opposite A Luke loves to beat women because he is too short to beat men
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade
But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade
But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr
by Typingturor6969 December 17, 2023

A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.
A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.
A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.
If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.
If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).
If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.
A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.
If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.
If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).
If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
by AnonymousPerson#22735 May 24, 2025

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer of the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly referred to as 5SOS)
by AshtonIriwnRailMeToDeath June 7, 2021
