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Jake

Jake is that hot looking guy who every girl falls head over heels for. He is usually tall dark and handsome and very athletic. He acts like a right perv and basically treats girls like he treats tissues. He uses them then throw them away. He will sweep any girl of there feet and is as popular as fozen. If ever you fall for him don't because he is just another fuck boi.
Person 1) "ooo look at him. He is fit as"
Person 2) "dont fall for him its a jake"
by Alittlebee July 14, 2019
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The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet
Omg that’s Jake he’s so musty run Marcus!
by penjs June 9, 2020
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Jake

He’s a badass looking guy and is great at gaming. He is always out and about he plays millions of sports and overall a great leader who can take on any team with his friends. He is good at climbing and is a really funny guy .
He has a great singing voice and is very good looking he will refuse to any negative comments about his friend’s.
Daniel: damn that guy has all the girls aroung him

Gabriela: OMG he is so hot and such a Jake. I’m gonna go there.
by GayGuy#2 December 3, 2018
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The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.
by Checkoff April 17, 2024
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jake paul

The BIGGEST white boy on the face of YouTube if you watch him you will obtain terminal cancer and die from a brain fart. This PUSSY should have his knee caps blown off with a spaz-12 and skinned alive. words cannot explain how cringy this kid is. He literally dressed like a zebra in the first press conference. He is the definition of cancer,infects millions of people and they don't realize what has happened before it is too late and their lives are ruined.
by jdvvjdjjdo July 22, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a boy who is deeply madly truly in love with a certain fiery red-head who looks like Ginny from Harry Potter
Person: “Hey did u see that jake”
Person: “Yeah he loves that Ginny girl”
by Twilightfan4life December 9, 2022
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Jakes are pretty sound geezas. They have emo phases and tend to listen to music such as bad girls club, and smoke a lot of pot. They are really cool boppers and are always looking for a good time. If you need a good time make sure you call jake.
Person: I need to feel good tonight
Me: call jake
by DreaderZ February 26, 2024
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