A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"
by Brewing logic November 20, 2016
Get the surprise rockmug. He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
by PocketLewis October 6, 2024
Get the Post-coital surprisemug. by robowolf May 3, 2016
Get the Chocolate Surprisemug. 1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.
2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.
2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.
The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.
by esgaressux March 1, 2008
Get the Hydra surprisemug. When a male coats his flaccid dick with a mixture of onions, enchiladas, and raw egg yolk, then proceeds to stick it into any hole whilst yelling “THE OGRELORD HAS ARRIVED!”
by Qeefburger October 23, 2017
Get the ogre ooze surprisemug. When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!
John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."
John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"
by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019
Get the Valentine's Day Surprisemug. A Rose Surprise is when you pluck a fully grown rose up from the ground and shove it up someone's ass while they're asleep.
by Funny Definition Man February 23, 2021
Get the Rose Surprisemug.