Simp

Obviously you lmfao

Damn, you're such a simp. Especially for anime characters. Get a life dude.

by TheRoronoa May 18, 2021

Simp

Thin. Frail. Twitchy. But energetic. Usually named Eric. In charge of food orders at medium to large companies.

Eric is a simp.

by Dread64 April 30, 2020

Simp

The type of guy who is so desperate for female attention that would do or say anything that he thinks women like but instead get rejection for being such a flatterer. This behavior becomes more obvious when women openly reject, dislike and even are mean to the guy´s flattering or compliments.

That guy seem to like you, but he´s such a simp that makes me nauseated.

by Ragnar0373 August 26, 2021

Simp

A guy who comments on every Facebook post

Steve is such a simp, he’s always commenting on her Facebook posts

by Sugmabalztoday May 11, 2021

Simp

@NLBCHRIS

See that simp going crazy over that goth girl?

by delpbj February 20, 2020

Simp

Squirrels In My Pants

"Tell me what's makin you jump like that? SIMP - Squirrels In My Pants!"

by cxrs October 17, 2020

Simp

A hypocrite usually named joe, Joey, or Joseph who tried to kick his friends out of his house at 10pm on a Saturday night. This joe character rather have sex with a whale than hang out with his friends.

Becca- hey Joey I can’t fuck you with your friends in the living room.
Joey- okay, I’ll be a simp and I’ll kick them out at 10pm on a Saturday so we can fuck in peace. Anything to get a nice duck sucking.

by The black shadow August 8, 2021