google road

Unusual, and often unpractical road suggested by Google maps that's supposed to slighly shorten your itinerary but you regret taking

Sorry, I got stuck on a Google road again

by P_djay September 1, 2018

Road Gash

The female equivalent of road head. A play on the word road rash, but often involving less blood, unless that's what you're into.

I gave (insert female name here) the best road gash on the way home from the movies last night. She was swirving so much she got pulled over

by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018

Candy Road

What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.

Friend: I need a new drift spot to touge
Me: bro, I got this sweet candy road for you

by xxjoelxx October 9, 2018

nowhere road

When you are in the middle of nowhere on a road with no name that road is called nowhere road.

Person 1"Where are you"

Person 2"I'm at nowhere road"
Person 1 "Where the fuck is that?"

by The Gansta Cat May 30, 2018

Going up a dirt road

And yet another definition of anal sex.

Nicki and I decided to take our relationship to another level last night by going up a dirt road. I told her to just relax and take a deep breath.

by Home doggie June 2, 2018

Texas Road Chili

To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.

Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!

by Creditreport.com June 5, 2018

Hawaiian Road Apple

A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.

Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.

by PING PONG BOB June 6, 2018