brain-dead people

people who are no-lifers

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kick annoying people day

On December 1st kick people who annoy you. You have full permission to kick or even bite them.

Tomorrow is kick annoying people day get ready.

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in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)

Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!

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The unspecified group of people need to be accepted in jobs more often.

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The Proper People, two urban explorers who explore abandoned places. Some of the best URBEX on YouTube.

Did you watch the new video by The Proper People?

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People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th

Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right

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"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"

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