hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

Goat Hair

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Goated

Containing goat, usually refers to younger goats or "kids".

The dinner was goated

by Hah goattem March 26, 2021

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

Dope goat

Person who wont leave till all the drugs are gone ....like a goat munching on bushes.

That girl is a dope goat.

by Oscarbudgy2 February 18, 2019

Goat

Greatest of all time and animal

Messi is the goat, there is a goat.

by Goatee YT: April 12, 2021

gooty goat

when a goot has sex with a black hairy goat she gets horned up the goothole and she screams John SimCox

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Stopgooty goat ing your goat

sam novitz goot

by gootygoat January 8, 2012