by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003
Get the Ass-Monkey mug.A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.
This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
by RabbiRob July 3, 2006
Get the Monkey crotch mug.The second episode of Shit Pickle (by James Rolfe aka AVGN) introduces a family of monkeys who just like to repeat the phrase "Monkey cheese". This is just some random phrase meaning nothing.
by itouchy March 7, 2008
Get the monkey cheese mug.a trap designed to catch animals too smart to fall for an ordinary trap i.e. monkeys and people. It works by appealing to their greed such as a job that sucks but pays to well to let go of, or a relationship which is empty or destructive but offers certain perks which make it hard to escape.
The original monkey trap involves a hollow coconut chained to a stake and baited with food. It has a hole large enough for the monkey to put its hand into, but too small to remove its hand while holding the bait. The monkey needs only to let go to escape, but gets caught because it refuses to let go in its panic to keep its precious find.
The original monkey trap involves a hollow coconut chained to a stake and baited with food. It has a hole large enough for the monkey to put its hand into, but too small to remove its hand while holding the bait. The monkey needs only to let go to escape, but gets caught because it refuses to let go in its panic to keep its precious find.
by kwincy March 13, 2005
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A game played by boys and girls ages 10-20 who can't manage to get their hands on any weed. Choking yourself causes lack of oxygen to the brain and can cause oneself to lose consciousness or die. Kids think that it makes them feel high, while really it just destroy's their brain.
"John choked Billy to death while they were playing space monkey"
"Damn, someone should've given them some pot.
"Damn, someone should've given them some pot.
by Occult Aura December 28, 2009
Get the Space Monkey mug.1. The act of hanging around and bullshitting. Often used synonimously with the term stagalate. This word originates from the Southern regions of the Chicagoland Area by a species known as late-ass-us-colorus-people-timus.
2. The one friend that manages to stop all productive activities. This person (the monkey baller) usually has nothing better to do with there time so they proceed with dumb questions and even dumber activities that distract others f/ completing tasks
2. The one friend that manages to stop all productive activities. This person (the monkey baller) usually has nothing better to do with there time so they proceed with dumb questions and even dumber activities that distract others f/ completing tasks
1. Dude 1: I thought we was hittin the club tonight
Dude 2: We are man shit stop rushing I'm almost ready.
Dude 1: Stop lyin n*gga you been sittin here playin that game for the past three hours. Im leavin cuz yo ass gonna keep monkey ballin.
2. You need to quit hangin around Sam's monkey ballin ass. Keep fuckin around you ain't never gonna have that paper done.
Dude 2: We are man shit stop rushing I'm almost ready.
Dude 1: Stop lyin n*gga you been sittin here playin that game for the past three hours. Im leavin cuz yo ass gonna keep monkey ballin.
2. You need to quit hangin around Sam's monkey ballin ass. Keep fuckin around you ain't never gonna have that paper done.
by The Life November 5, 2007
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