Luke

npc

person 1 : “have you heard of that kid luke?”
person 2 : “yeah he’s an npc”

by ihateevery1tbh November 2, 2022

Luke

Absolutely amazingly sexy with massive shmeat

His shmeat is massive he must be a Luke

by Patrolling the Mojave November 25, 2021

Luke Schmalix

Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.

Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.

Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.

Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.

He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.

Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.

Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know

by matthew tomson September 24, 2011

Luke

Luke is a pretty simple guy. He does what he wants when he wants. He is a very handsome dude and his sense of style is crazy good. He looks like a stoner but it rather sober. He prefers to hang with the boys but can't help himself from getting caught up with a bitch from time to time. He can do everything and is the handiest mothafucker. He doesn't like to be told what to do so he doesn't like scheduled sports or school. When he gets pissed he's pissed so don't make him mad because he has hands. Do not disrespect him.

Hey Luke can you fix this?

by SuskysDaRealOG April 13, 2021

luke

luke is boyfren. anyway luke is such an amazing person and can always make ur day so much better by just existing. his presence is enough to make you smile. i personally adore this luke with all of my heart and he genuinely deserves the whole world n i wish i could give it to him. most lukes are probably like that. luke is someone you can always talk to and they will listen. even if u think they don’t love you, trust me they do. my luke means the world to me. he’s one of the funniest people i’ve ever met and the way he shows he cares is honestly adorable. he’s also one seggc mf like damn idk how he doesn’t c it hes acc so attractive it puts me in pain anyway. hes also adorable like fr one of the most adorable ppl you’ll ever meet. AND HES SO FUNNN. AND SWAG THIS MF IS ONE OF THE MOST SWAGGEST SWAGTASTIC ppl EVER i love him i love this luke puke JSJSJ. anyway if u see this i love youuu. n i WANT YOU N ONLY YOU FOREVER N FOREVER N ILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY BACK TO TOU AND YES um yes 😁😁. THIS IS THE ONLY LUKE I APPROVE OF!!’

lukes so swag.....lissete could never be as swag as him....

luke is boyfren material ONLY FOR LISSETE

by glizzyet December 20, 2020

Luke

A fortnite save the world scammer. The demon is here thanks to luke luke steels level 130 nocternals. The always say thare better thatn everyone at a game.

To desribe a luke

by bob122345678909876543234567 September 10, 2018

Luke Hamen

An expression of confusion OR used in a way to insult someone (Basically calling them dumb). Most of the time there's ed at the end of the word Hamen so it's spelled like "Luke Hamened"

Ben: Mme Rice, Can you help me with question 2? I'm really "Luke Hamened" (used in the confused way).

Mme Rice: NO GO FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF. YOU'RE SO "LUKE HAMENED" (used in a rude way).

by YaMamasSoLit,ActuallyJustABit. September 17, 2020