He has a aisan face and a country accent he’s inlove with Coop from all American he has a child named Jordan jr. he gets beat up by Bris and simps over Alyssas he can’t draw but he thinks he can and he is adorable they also hate Annie’s
Jordan looks like coop
by briandalyssadidnotmakethis September 14, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. In an age of technology, childpredators were everywhere, even in school. A notorious predator lurked, a predator named Jkrdan. Jordan was the late predascessor of the og toucher known as edp. Given his power, Jordan went roughe. He touched evtire teams of minor league players, even volunteering at a daycare just to get closer. When the time was right, he swooped in and took the unsespecting victim, and gobbled the poor child. Jordan is a public menace, if you have any information, notify us immediately, protect your kids and stay safe.
by SmokeFebreeze January 20, 2025
Get the Jordanmug. Big dick guy fucking fine ass hell get hoe but the one he love the most he will be with her forever and he will beat any nigga ass who mess with him his homies or his girl
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. A way for dumbasses with low self-esteems to saw the n-word. When one doesn’t have enough balls to say the n-word they use this instead.
“Thank goodness a Jordan created a home security system, otherwise people I piss off would be able to get in my house easier.”
by Marmaladecheezit April 8, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. a very tall, curly haired blonde. usually only hangs out with boys and can never get a girlfriend. MEGA VIRGIN! and has the best small friend in the world
by s3k8y0e6 May 31, 2021
Get the Jordan-Lewismug. The best, prettiest, cutest girl ever. And she has the sweetest voice on the PLANET!! But she’s always tired so you have to be patient whit her and understand how she thinks or things.
by Jada Hillman November 21, 2021
Get the Erin Jordan Stinkmug. Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!
Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishingmug.