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House Jock

A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.

There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient

2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”

“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”

“Oh no not the house jock routine”

“Yep, every story was about drinking
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hellcat jockey

Unc rukus:well well well it looks like we have a hellcat jockey. A good for nothing no child support payin chicken lover grape Kool aid drinker in our midst
Black guy:what?
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hellcat jockey

Unc rukus:look at that hellcat jockey
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prompt jockey

Someone who's only responses in a community appears to be formatted like the output you would get from an AI chat bot. The answer often doesn't fully line up with the post its responding too, preferring to dump a large quantity and leaving quality up to chance. Its all about being first with the most (e.g., Like responses seen in ChatGPT, Google's Bard, Microsoft's Bing, Anthropic's Claude.)
"What a total prompt jockey. Did you see their AI chat bot pasted response in the forum? It wasn't even answering the question that was asked."
by Orionnoir October 23, 2023
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Jam Jockey

That asshole that jockeys for position by blasting their musical jams over everyone else's music.
That gay hetero be a Jam Jockey blastin that Shakira
by Phrygid December 21, 2023
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Shitty Jocks

this term refers to Eimhin Carey after he absolutely blew up the jacks in Town Leixlip, smell of that fella is manky , little slut so he is
awh fuck, theres shitty jocks again, get away from me
by yejokcubehaha January 16, 2024
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socky jock

An individual who will always smell like a seamen covered sock, like the ones used after masturbating
shut up chris you socky jock motherfucker
by Gonkaholic January 24, 2024
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