Identical to Jake the Snake. But garage is known as "the rabbit pit". Also has incredibly good luck, hence the "lucky rabbits foot". Equipped with massive testicles, comparable to that of an ogre.
by Phil the ill October 27, 2013
Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.
"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"
by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021
When you face fuck a woman and only last 30 or less seconds then proceed to never talk to her again.
by Bro x3 April 14, 2021
woah jake hanson’s a discord kitten
by iheartmilfs4eva February 03, 2022
Starting PG for the 2021 Glendover Diamondbacks (Lexington, KY). Hanson finished the season with 43 fouls, 3 ejections, and ultimately led the Diamondbacks to an 0-11 Record!
by tragicbronson32 December 31, 2021
Jake Grimshaw is a gamma male
by Patrick abatement May 26, 2022
by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023