by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.
"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023

my homie jamaal: yo why is he called darth sideous
me: nah he dark hideous my guy
jamaal: shut yo bitch ass up
me: nah he dark hideous my guy
jamaal: shut yo bitch ass up
by shit yourself now September 5, 2023

"Hey, did you know that DARK is pro faction?"
"DARK IS PRO FACTION"
"THE REPUBLIC OF DARKNESS DUSK PRO FACTION"
"w"
"w"
"DARK IS PRO FACTION"
"THE REPUBLIC OF DARKNESS DUSK PRO FACTION"
"w"
"w"
by ComposedConsistencys August 7, 2022

by ComposedConsistencys August 7, 2022

A phase a man enters when he has his heart broken, or realizes some of these hoes be playing games.
Once he enters this phase there's no turning back. He will do everything he can to better himself, and never be fooled again. He is untouchable.
Don't get this confused with the villain arc. This is an era where he doesn't seek revenge, he only wants to leave it all behind and better him self for the great things ahead in his journey.
His interests typically consistent of elden ring or any other souls like game, Berserk, Working out, guitar playing, etc.
Once he enters this phase there's no turning back. He will do everything he can to better himself, and never be fooled again. He is untouchable.
Don't get this confused with the villain arc. This is an era where he doesn't seek revenge, he only wants to leave it all behind and better him self for the great things ahead in his journey.
His interests typically consistent of elden ring or any other souls like game, Berserk, Working out, guitar playing, etc.
by IIV KURO VII July 28, 2024

A person using "ironic" dark humour as an attempt to normalize serious topics, radicalize individuals, project their fantasies, and find community without being ostracized for what they have said.
A person using such humour is usually followed by a crowd of people who are uneased but enables such sentiment. One person could back down from the joke, another one could play along and another person could downplay the severity of the joke by saying it's "just ragebait."
Calling them out will result in the person getting called "soft," "humourless" or a "moodkill."
What makes this a "Schrödinger?" We'll never know if the person joking is beihg ironic or is flat out projecting their sick, wicked fantasy.
Inspired by Schrödinger's Douchebag
A person using such humour is usually followed by a crowd of people who are uneased but enables such sentiment. One person could back down from the joke, another one could play along and another person could downplay the severity of the joke by saying it's "just ragebait."
Calling them out will result in the person getting called "soft," "humourless" or a "moodkill."
What makes this a "Schrödinger?" We'll never know if the person joking is beihg ironic or is flat out projecting their sick, wicked fantasy.
Inspired by Schrödinger's Douchebag
Guy making a weird joke: We should all lowkey 🍇 children and watch CP together
Enabler: Ayo what?! 😭😭
Enabler 2: On EVERYBODY'S soul WE all do this
Sane individual: I don't think you should joke about CP.
Enabler 3: They're just ragebaiting. Don't bother.
Sane Individual: Is this guy joking or is he serious? I guess that's the "Schrödinger's Dark Humor" 🤷 ♂️.
Enabler: Ayo what?! 😭😭
Enabler 2: On EVERYBODY'S soul WE all do this
Sane individual: I don't think you should joke about CP.
Enabler 3: They're just ragebaiting. Don't bother.
Sane Individual: Is this guy joking or is he serious? I guess that's the "Schrödinger's Dark Humor" 🤷 ♂️.
by evilfein666 August 6, 2025
