Hazey House

The spot located in The Matty-O, CA. You can find three insane crazy cool chicks who live there with two doggies, Wiley and Kona. The Hazey House also has a bar, open 24/7. A hookah lounge in the lower room, an official beer pong table in the garage, two beer bong stations located outside, many designated smoking areas. Most of all, there are plenty of smoking paraphernalia that leaves the entire house HAZEY with green clouds, EVERY SINGLE DAY! So if you think the Hazey House is the place for you, slide through! We have our beds and our curtains ;)

"Heyyy, arn't you the girls who have the mechanical chair/ stair lift at your house??"

WTF!!! "Hahaha, yeeeeah fool... we got everything at the Hazey House!"

by Dazey Dosha February 19, 2010

house hotting

to give a better gift than is sufficient for a house warming

"Here's your house warming gift." "No, it's too good for that; it's a house hotting gift."

by Una Malachica January 30, 2008

trap house

A place of residence where everyone partakes in overindulging of drugs and alcohol that you forget how long you've been there.

Damn foo...I went to the trap house Friday to kick it and when I woke up, it was already Monday!

by Thizz Paji June 10, 2016

fun house

A fun house is when you poke many holes in a large box. Then a person gets in the box. Then men place their penises through the holes in the box. Kind of like a box of glory holes.

This gay club I heard about wanted more glory holes but ran out of bathroom stalls so they just made a fun house.

by TheRealSuperAIDS July 17, 2009

bath houses...

The homosexual application of the phrase glass houses…which is an abridgment of the saying:“One should never throw bricks at glass houses”.

David: Girl, fucking that slut is like throwing a hot
dog down a hallway.
Ezequiel: This coming from the uber bottom,bath houses...

by jayme mcdaniel September 25, 2005

safe as houses

A term from 19th Century Britain that uses a simile that is rather defunct. It stem from a time when houses were padlocked down and hidden in underground nuclear bunkers, along with whoever was in there, and burglary was less common than finding the bank of England without security guards... or so many old people would have you believe. Just use sarcasm to shut them the fuck up.

During the war....

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004

Waffle House

Otherwise know as WH. The Waffle House is a teenage hangout for teenagers in Springfield, Missouri. The true indie/intellectuals often go to the Waffle House in small groups. They usually only buy coffee, smoke cigarettes and talk amongst themselves. Crammed into a booth with their closest friends in the best way to spend their school or weekend nights. On occasion they order food, but rarely. It's a twist on beatniks going to coffee houses.

So, are we meeting up at Waffle House tonight?

by Cassandra Darling December 18, 2005