Oh God

The word western moms use when they're getting fucked, and asian moms use when they see their kid's life getting fucked.

Western Moms: 'Oh God, Oh God, Oh God,' keep fucking me!!

Asian Moms: 'Oh God,' when you'll learn and stop fucking your life!?

by aint_david May 05, 2021

Airbrushed by God

When someone is so perfect looking they look like the after photo of a magazine shoot all the time, like God has airbrushed them before putting them on earth.

You are so beautiful it's like you've been airbrushed by God.

by encino dan December 03, 2008

The Only Gods

BTS

Omg did you pray today?
To Who?

The Only Gods
Oh you mean BTS? Yeah I did.
Ok good.

by WorldwideARMY June 19, 2018

tell god

A dismissive term, used when you don't want to hear what someone has to say.

Person A: But I found it first, it's mine.

Person B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell god

by Sajai K. November 18, 2004

Fucking God

It's Me. I'm a fucking God-_-

A: "And you are.. ?
B:" a fucking God. Nothing less, maybe something more.

by justasadguy July 10, 2021

God dog

A by word that is used as an expression of astonishment etc. and is offensive to bible thumpers and is often used because dog is God spelled backward.

God dog I didn't think he would do it!

by The Fury 13 January 12, 2011

dribble god

a boss ass nigga who's good at dribbling and claiming nigga's ankles

Yo nigga I'm officially a dribble god

by DribbleGodAnt July 06, 2017