Dutch cum fart

Cheap hooker, anal cream pie +air pump = Dutch cum fart

I was walking through the red light district amd found the perfect woman for a
Dutch cum fart

by Hertapussy driver April 16, 2023

Dutch Hug

A seemingly innocent hug that quickly turns into a full-blown violation. It starts with the hugger wrapping their arms under the other person’s armpits, forming a triangle, pulling them in for what feels like a warm, sincere embrace. But just as the victim lets their guard down—BAM—a sneaky finger slides straight into their rectum. Equal parts prank, power move, and lawsuit waiting to happen, this is the ultimate test of friendship (or its sudden end).

"Bro, I thought we were just saying goodbye, but then he hit me with The Dutch Hug. I’m traumatized."

by z3lcnq March 22, 2025

dutch burrito

a burrito size joint.

Dom goes to Amsterdam and orders a Dutch burrito then is never heard from again.

by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015

dutch rudner

when you take a flight to dutchland then take a train to warsaw and dig up a mass jew grave to then fuck the dry bones yelling nener nener jew boo i fuck this jew or 2.

there is nun i just dont like dutch rudner jews, Noah trembley

by NotSeCretOrgans April 16, 2019

Dutch oven turkey

When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act

Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.

by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025

Dutch Rotisserie

A group of men get together and form a circle. Each person will whip out their dicks and place their left hand as if they are in jerking off formation. The person on the left side will then proceed his right hand on the wrist of the hold’ie then in a calm no homo action, everyone will proceed to gently shake the wrist of the person to the right of you. Creating a Dutch Rotisserie.

Chris: “Wow what an experience I’ve never been a part of a Dutch Rotisserie before!”

Dylan: “I thought you guys were talking about lunch that was an amazing experience!”

James: “I’ve done a lot of crazy experiences in my day. Glad I can cross out a Dutch Rotisserie with the boys!”

by MegaBong September 9, 2023

Dutch Swirl

To cum whilst shitting and clogging the toilet in a waffle house bathroom to make a swirl.

I got kicked out after doing a dutch swirl last night.

by LemonMolester May 28, 2022