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five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
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Rusty Dollar

Shit man I'm broke, all I have is this rusty dollar in my pocket.
by OGRE25 November 23, 2011
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my girl friend gave me a half dollar last night it sucked.
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Used mostly by broke ass college kids to purchase cheap items. A Dime Dollar is consisted of 10 dimes to make a dollar because you don't have quarters but you don't want to stoop down to nickels.
Bout to go to 7-11, gotta grab a Dime Dollar.
by Molpie! November 27, 2011
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A dollar that will not go into a vending machine.
*Le shoves dollar into vending machine but gets rejected*

Me: Oh jesus christ you're a faggot dollar!
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Downey Dollars

A large sum of money received by a movie star as the result of a lucrative back-end deal; refers to the earnings of Robert Downey Jr following the success of The Avengers.
"I hear the hold up on signing Harrison Ford to the new Star Wars movie is because he's gonna want Downey Dollars."
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vice doll

1: a women with loose morals 2: a female companion very willing to break the law and/or perform sinfull actions
"man, that guy Spencer can point out a vice doll from a mile away"
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