2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.

Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed

by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020

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digital depression

A depression directly induced by digital technology that fails to meet working expectations. The depression is often triggered by a modern digital gadgets such as a smart phone or tablet.

My mother often experiences digital depression when her smartphone doesn't connect a call.

by soup4thesoul November 07, 2022

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Post-bridem depression

n. A constant state of depression associated with newly wed brides, particularly of those who have left a life of partying.

What's wrong with Jenny?
Oh she just has post-bridem depression

by Herpyderp88 May 19, 2011

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Post Disney Depression

That sad ass feeling you get when leaving Disney land.

Girl A: I’m single but I feel like a princess in Disney… I’m getting post Disney depression.

Girl B: Yeah.. back to reality. I gotta go back to the strip club to find my prince horning.

by DaGodlyQueen April 30, 2022

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Finnie depression

the feeling you get when you see Finn Wolfhard and you obsess over him everyday and you are in love with everything about him and you just love his laugh ,personality and looks but he doesn’t know you and the only way you will ever be something in his life is in your dreams

Sees Finn edit* this gives me Finnie depression

by Finnie135 January 16, 2021

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