In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.
McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.
by The Girl Shepherd May 02, 2018
Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.
by DeltaGamerAlt October 07, 2019
A overrated cookie from the game cookie run kingdom that I fucking hate so much he should just go and drown in water then die I hate him so much
by RaspberryCookieIsHot January 26, 2022
Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.
Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by King Among Men May 29, 2004
Did you see that porno flick that had that oreo cookie girl taking two black dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.
by Maxwell August 22, 2004
when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.
by Kyle March 15, 2005
"Shizer!! Ass cookie!!"
by dubya00098 October 06, 2006