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Talentless Ass Clown

Adnoun. A being bearing the title Jaden Smith who enjoys wealth and notoriety gained through no contribution of his own whatsoever. He will be the defining reason that Millenials will soon be broken down into separate subgroups so that people born in the late 80s/early 90s dont have to bear the shame of being generationally associated with something so worthless...and loud.
"+We ran out of clay pigeons to shoot, does that mean its time to head home?

-We dont have to! I found a whole shipping container full of Jaden smith albums slated for incineration and thought we could recycle them by shooting them with shotguns and in turn make the world a better place

+Great idea! That kid is a Talentless Ass Clown for sure, if my wife gave birth to him id sterilize both of us.
by Normalcy unhinged July 14, 2019
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clown

i’m ana monica and i look like a clown born and raised
by scpxe July 30, 2019
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CLOWN

You
You're a clown
by AlxR25 November 20, 2021
mugGet the CLOWNmug.

Clown Shoes

Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.
(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"
by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009
mugGet the Clown Shoesmug.

Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
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Clown

Clown:
Someone who represents either fear or joy in an attempt to entertain others.
Those that fear clowns may waste away knowing they are missing out on the wondrously ridiculous clownage that could have been happening before them.
While people who enjoy clowns will probably have the time of their life and slowly be converted into a clown bb themselves.

Honk honk beep beep!
Someone: whoa look, there's a clown over there! What a cool guy.
Other person: boy, if I want such a dingo I'd think that's super neat.
by Kraeyn March 9, 2024
mugGet the Clownmug.

Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.
What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown
by The crazy clown October 5, 2019
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