There is nothing much to say about him he is your daddy and he just wants to fuck all day and night. But he does lag a lot when you text him or he will be a bitch and just leave you on seen, BUT HE IS YOUR DADDY AND HE WILL FUCK YOU TILL HIS DICK BREAKS OFF SO BE CAREFUL, christian Lecuona is one smexy mf BUT HE WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SAY"HARDER DADDY" YOU WILL HAVE TO SAY "NOT SO HARD DADDY I CANT TAKE IT"
Person :FUCK ME DADDYYYYY
OOOOOO YEAHHHH
THATS THE SPOT
MORE DADDY MORE
AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE
OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY
Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*
OOOOOO YEAHHHH
THATS THE SPOT
MORE DADDY MORE
AHHHHHHHHHH
OMG CUM IN MY FACE
OOOOOO YEAH THX DADDY
Christian Lecuona: Anytime *smirk*
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