nisker biscuit

Man code for a realistic goal of sex with a woman

Dude, i'm gonna get me some nisker biscuit tonight!

by metal man82 April 30, 2009

Prairie Biscuit

A a kind of bread in small, soft cakes, raised with baking powder or soda, or sometimes with yeast that includes in its recipe sour mash, pork lard, and turkey gizzards. Not a Sunday-go-to-meeting bun but leavened bread that G-D ---self would eat.

If you want a snack, here's a Ho Ho. If you want to feel like you ate a truck, here's a prairie biscuit.

by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 26, 2010

Arse-biscuit

A turd or shit. As a plural, arse-biscuits indicates strong disbelief in the sentiment just expressed.

Husband: damn that arse-biscuit is redder than a motherfucker.
Wife: yes, perhaps a trip to the infirmary is in order?

Person1: Canadian football is superior since, with only 3 downs, there is more of an emphasis on a passing game.
Person2: Arse-biscuits!

by Trayfern August 29, 2013

Dick Biscuit

A guy who has a stale personality and only seems mildy interesting when horny. Even after pics and a heated convo a dick biscuit will leave you feeling awkward and disappointed.

"Jack is such a dick biscuit, he me at 10:30 every night asking if I wanna hookup in his Pruis"

by Hunter from Hereford February 9, 2015

Dry Biscuits

That sounds like a strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

Soggy biscuit

The result of sloppy anal sexual relations that ends with ejaculation inside the rectum.

Man you won’t believe what I did last night, my girl finally let me fuck her in the ass, and I left that bitch with a soggy biscuit

by Big Daddy XXL April 16, 2021

Simp Biscuit

Jayson De Souza

Jayson is the biggest simp biscuit when it comes to his wife

by Haydvn February 23, 2023