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White Power Jew

You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite
We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You try to brainwash us to think you're great
But you sell your stuff at a ridiculous rate
Your markups are a jewish amount
All you care about's your bank account

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew
White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew!
by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023
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Self-hating Jew

A self-hating Jew is a Jew that seeks to dissociate from their own unresolved trauma by identifying with the enemy and advocating for the destruction of Judaism (and Israel) altogether. They experienced so much pain at the hands of anti-semites that they have literally turned against their own heritage.
Nothing scares me more than a self-hating Jew, because he has actually turned against himself and his own people.
by Enrealment March 15, 2025
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Screwed and jewed

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.
by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017
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tenessee jew

A member of the Nashville elite. (not the football team)
by Zombie Jegus April 20, 2018
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Not ALL Jews

See, excuses DO work sometimes! Look at that! Things that work for "Jews" don't work for "Men!" That's wild because because when I was like 'Hey, I don't rape' you were all like 'Not all men isn't a good enough excuse! Meh! Rape bad! Men Rape!'
Hym "But NOW... Not all Jews is a pretty good Goddamn excuse isn't it? The Jews are doing a genocide and it kind of makes it seem like Jews bad but ACTUALLY... Not Jews bad. Actually that. Not all Jews do a genocide. And some of the other Jews are like 'Boo genocide!' And then their like 'You can't do a genocide, Bad Jew! Argh! Aww shucks!' And then they do pretend genocide with their wives on the weekends."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Fingering Jews

In 1979, several executives of the organization were convicted and imprisoned for multiple offenses by a U.S. Federal Court. The Church of Scientology itself was convicted of fraud by a French court in 2009, a decision upheld by the supreme Court of Cassation in 2013. The German government classifies Scientology as an unconstitutional sect. In France, it has been classified as a dangerous cult. In some countries, it has attained legal recognition as a religion.
Nigga, thou shall enjoy fingering jews.
by HitlerForeskin May 1, 2025
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Post-Jew

A person of Jewish decent or heritage who became an Atheist and or Agnostic or was not raised in any religion at all.
Person A: You're Jewish right?

Person B: No, I am Post-Jew.
by marcusmaximus May 22, 2024
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