almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover March 26, 2016

Virginative

When someone has gone so long without sex their virginity is restored

Kelsey has claimed that she has virginative powers, because it’s been so long.

by Jairy malls December 09, 2022

the virgin assembly

A group chat filled with....Swank, cancer, dankness, sweet sweet anal, and casual rape jokes

Did you know that the virgin assembly gave me sweet sweet testicular cancer.

by Soiler04 December 21, 2016

theoretical virgin

Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.

1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.

2. George: So did you finally get laid?

Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to

George: Damn that sucks.

Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.

by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009

Virgined

Verb

Past Tense: Virgined; past participle: Scratched

1. A past tense description of one who has lost their virginity.

2. A person who has been tainted and tattered by a poor experience.

Hey did you know Jimmy was virgined the other day? Ya, he had to pay for it.

That dude got so virgined when he got hit by that truck, it was only his first time!

by CarloHernan September 18, 2020

Speci Bubo Virgin

The Greatest Kind of person.
he will accept you and give you anything you ask for.
Respect him and

"Did you see Carl? Yeah, He's Totally a Speci Bubo Virgin

by Latyena November 08, 2019

Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.

Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!

by augoose January 30, 2018