pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
Get the asphyxiated turtle headmug. by Just Bitchin March 3, 2014
Get the Turtle Burnoutmug. Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017
Get the Acoustic turtlemug. by Cupacorn September 13, 2017
Get the Turtlingmug. Turtles are a reptile that has a shell to give itself armor. Turtles are also often equipped with cameras and machine guns to spy for Russia. They are also seen practicing martial arts.
Guy 1: bro did you see those Turtles with the camera on it?
Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
Guy 2: yeah I think they were spying for Russia
by Fretting about pog March 6, 2023
Get the Turtlesmug. when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby
by CynIgnis September 27, 2020
Get the turtlingmug. by matthew will steall ur daughte May 30, 2024
Get the turtle farmermug.