Troll

A person/thing that always wins an argument. Rule 14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.

Guy 1: Such a troll. Troll: no Guy 1: heck yeah you are troll: no Guy 2: I am a professor at Meme University, and trolls always win arguments. troll: no guy 2: heh, he said no

by bloxyboi0191 October 20, 2018

Troll-a-thon

A troll-a-thon is a fundraiser in which one uses the social media posts of a troll to raise money for a non-profit that the troll would otherwise oppose.

After Jeff posted that racist tweet calling Maxine Waters retarded, I started a troll-a-thon for her re-election campaign.

by Doneagain November 9, 2018

Throat Troll

The real reason your throat hurts, Throat Trolls. They party in your mouth while you're sleeping. Mucus is in fact, Throat Troll poop and semen.

*Wakes up with throat in pain and feeling scratchy*

"Damn, throat trolls got me again! Had a huge party in my mouth and left troll jizz and feces everywhere."

by Maddd Maxxx February 24, 2019

Couch troll

To troll live feeds on Facebook relentlessly asking questions about the couch for sale.

Jesse was up all night being a couch troll

by Couch cat February 25, 2019

Boys are trolls

It's when the best bros look ugly as fuck but you still rock with them. Every time you see them you say, "Goddam, boys are trolls!"

When your bro walk into a cemetary and they look like a troll, you go like, " Goddam you boy are troll!" If there are more bros, you say, "Boys are trolls!"

by Boys are trolls March 4, 2019

Desk Troll

Person who gives fellatio under the desk of their superior to get ahead in the company. Either by position or pay scale.

Everyone in the company knows how the desk troll obtained their position in the company.

by Mary Petersen March 6, 2019

internet troll

6ix9ine

69: “fuck chief keef, yall niggas ain’t gone kill me”

1 day later

69: “i would love to collaborate with chief keef”
internet troll

by ghjbftj June 12, 2018