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1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers
"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"
by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022
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United Bank of Money

The United Bank of Money is a fictional bank that was part of Sethical's Hella Bread Video on Youtube as part of the Baku series of videos.
Ay man, what bank are you with?
I'm with the United Bank of Money
by Flipa De Pancake May 15, 2022
mugGet the United Bank of Moneymug.

Berf (unit)

a measurement of how much dog hair has been vacuumed by unit; when emptying a vacuum. A single vacuum emptying would equal one single "Berf". Two or more would be "Berfs" (plural).
"We need to comb "Bertha Maye" tonight, she is shedding like crazy! I emptied five whole "Berf (unit) 's" into the trashcan before I finished vacuuming."
by xJTxx June 7, 2023
mugGet the Berf (unit)mug.

Chill Unit

An Amazing Discord Server That Is Full Of Discord Mods.
by iLoveChillUnit September 15, 2022
mugGet the Chill Unitmug.

United Statesican

Hey you beaner! You’re not no beaner nomore. Now, you are an U-Knight-Ed States-I-Can; get it? United Statesican shut up!
by Mr. Sleepy Creep July 20, 2022
mugGet the United Statesicanmug.

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