Super Turtle

Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.

I saw the Super Turtles at O'Malleys on Saturday night...

by superturtle March 4, 2009

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Super Straight

A sexuality created to disguise blatant transphobia

“I don’t want to date a trans person”
“That’s okay, but why?”
“Because they’re not the actually the gender they identify with so that would make me gay. I’m not gay, I’m super straight”

by Luciel Choi March 7, 2021

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A made up sexuality for men who take it super straight up the butt

Women don’t like me so I now identify as “super straight”

by Lilmoron March 10, 2021

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Super Straight

a group of closeted cis fuckwits

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

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Super Straight

People that are so desperate for atention that they invented a way to call themselves transphobic without saying transphobic. The kind of people that burn snow to prove that it's a hoax.

-I am Super Straight, I only like real women.
-Wow that is so transphobic!
-Pretty cool, huh? Hey, wanna burn some suspicious looking snow?
-Right on!

by ZiggyStardustAndTheSpiders March 9, 2021

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