Vodka poops first thing in the morning when you're hungover are the worst!
I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 3, 2011
Get the vodka poop mug.A broad term to describe any person or persons that abuse the function of #2. Most commonly they
A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering
"That poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"
B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.
"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"
C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place
"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a poop-bandit.
D. there is a rare case when the poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.
Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on Beth, when she found out that Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, poop-bandit style!"
Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"
A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering
"That poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"
B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.
"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"
C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place
"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a poop-bandit.
D. there is a rare case when the poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.
Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on Beth, when she found out that Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, poop-bandit style!"
Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"
by Moose-dog 33 February 3, 2014
Get the poop-bandit mug.The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.
Reverse tandem, is facing each other.
Reverse tandem, is facing each other.
by mopar340 September 16, 2013
Get the tandem poop mug.-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better
by andrew speraaa April 26, 2009
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1. Form of greeting but also can be a valediction
2.descriptive word, which can be positive or negative depending on the context
1. Form of greeting but also can be a valediction
2.descriptive word, which can be positive or negative depending on the context
1.
i. Adam saw Kat and sais,"poop~a~doop". she replied "poop~a~doop"
ii. "i've g2g now, poop~a~doop" said Harvey
2.
i."I can't go out tonight" said Ed, "thats so poop~a~doop" replied Alex
ii."I had the best day, it was soo poop~a~doop" said Kim
i. Adam saw Kat and sais,"poop~a~doop". she replied "poop~a~doop"
ii. "i've g2g now, poop~a~doop" said Harvey
2.
i."I can't go out tonight" said Ed, "thats so poop~a~doop" replied Alex
ii."I had the best day, it was soo poop~a~doop" said Kim
by Kung Fu Kitten March 21, 2009
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1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.
by Randman January 9, 2007
Get the poop scratch mug.A metal hanger, usually kept in bathrooms, that is used to break up chunks of fecal matter that may plug the toilet.
"Brian! Brian! I plugged your guy's toilet up."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
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