poop in a towel

An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.


"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."

"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
by Owen D. October 14, 2008
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poop-bandit

A broad term to describe any person or persons that abuse the function of #2. Most commonly they

A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering

"That poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"

B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.

"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"

C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place

"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a poop-bandit.

D. there is a rare case when the poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.

Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on Beth, when she found out that Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, poop-bandit style!"

Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"
poop-bandit is a new term, it was used in several ways above
by Moose-dog 33 February 04, 2014
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tandem poop

The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.

Reverse tandem, is facing each other.
Christine sat on shawn's lap and they dominated a tandem poop together.
by mopar340 September 16, 2013
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Poop Crumbs

The remaining shreds of poop that are hard to get to after wiping from a nice dry poop
-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better
by andrew speraaa April 26, 2009
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poop hanger

A metal hanger, usually kept in bathrooms, that is used to break up chunks of fecal matter that may plug the toilet.
"Brian! Brian! I plugged your guy's toilet up."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 27, 2018
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poop in a box

The phrase "poop in a box" is pretty random. To use the poop in a box phrase is fairly easy. You can either say it and confuse people, or the real reason why its poop in a box is because you write out poop and make a rectangle around poop, hence the phrase poop in a box...just write it down randomly, on a white board, in your room, on a sticky note, and it will totally confuse everyone. Its just supposed to make you smile when you see it.
You: What is that?
Me: Its poop in a box silly!
by Candy Heart August 07, 2009
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poop dickin'

The act of obnoxiously yet leaisurely pounding one's fist into one's ass while holding the fist in a clenched fasion, whilst the individual is hunched over with their back arched all the while the audience procures enjoyment.
Jack was poop dickin' while the crowd enjoyed with uproarious laughter.
by Mattey P January 24, 2009
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