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vodka poop

The poop you have the morning after consuming large quantities of drinks with vodka.
Vodka poops first thing in the morning when you're hungover are the worst!

I had to take a vodka poop after coming home from the bar crawl last night.
by Tuk Tuk Tuk III September 3, 2011
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poop-bandit

A broad term to describe any person or persons that abuse the function of #2. Most commonly they

A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering

"That poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"

B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.

"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"

C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place

"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a poop-bandit.

D. there is a rare case when the poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.

Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on Beth, when she found out that Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, poop-bandit style!"

Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"
poop-bandit is a new term, it was used in several ways above
by Moose-dog 33 February 3, 2014
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tandem poop

The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.

Reverse tandem, is facing each other.
Christine sat on shawn's lap and they dominated a tandem poop together.
by mopar340 September 16, 2013
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Poop Crumbs

The remaining shreds of poop that are hard to get to after wiping from a nice dry poop
-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better
by andrew speraaa April 26, 2009
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Poop~a~Doop

Poop~a~Doop:
1. Form of greeting but also can be a valediction


2.descriptive word, which can be positive or negative depending on the context
1.
i. Adam saw Kat and sais,"poop~a~doop". she replied "poop~a~doop"
ii. "i've g2g now, poop~a~doop" said Harvey

2.
i."I can't go out tonight" said Ed, "thats so poop~a~doop" replied Alex
ii."I had the best day, it was soo poop~a~doop" said Kim
by Kung Fu Kitten March 21, 2009
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poop scratch

(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.
Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.
by Randman January 9, 2007
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poop hanger

A metal hanger, usually kept in bathrooms, that is used to break up chunks of fecal matter that may plug the toilet.
"Brian! Brian! I plugged your guy's toilet up."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
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