tinker-twat

A fool and a twat.

Trent: Brimmy, shut the fuck up!
Brimmy: Trent, you shut the fuck up you bloody tinker-twat

by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022

Twat brain

A stupid worthless smartass person who does not know how to think logically.

Go fuck yourself, Twat brain!

by TommyTazadeh September 7, 2023

Twat Waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. Also know as Robert.

Robert is such a twat waffle.

by Idktwats March 28, 2019

Twat

A word Americans can't pronounce

Wrong: 'Americans are twots
right: Americans are twats

by Cachu February 24, 2021

tickle a twat

When a girl masturbates. Flicks the bean. The act of Shebopping. Etc...

I'm so glad I have gotten rid of that old iPhone 4s finally. This iPhone 7 screen is much better for watching porn to tickle a twat with.

by TheLunarMother June 28, 2017

Pippi twat

A small dick pussy ass bitch.

I ain't fucking wit you pippi twat.

by FreaKyG420 October 1, 2016

twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)

I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!

by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018