Turtle-Tonguing

Eating that cooch shamefully, similar to how a turtle pokes its head out

Being bad at given a female oral

“How was last night, did he go down on you?”

“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”

by Cowhide19 August 12, 2025

Pyjama Turtle

Someone who uses protection after they already have protection because they are a paranoid pillock.

"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"

"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"

by Pyjama Turtle November 18, 2011

turtling

In a video game, to progress through the game at a very slow pace, much slower than designed, in order to artificially lower its difficulty. E.g. engage fewer enemies at a time, kite them for extended time, use a lot of time to heal and stock up with consumables between encounters etc. Can be used as a derogatory term if it abuses game mechanics to the point of breaking immersion. Some games have measures to prevent this tactic such as set timers to complete each part or evolving opponents who would outpace and overwhelm you in such a case.

Streamer: "Okay, this part looks tough. So I'll be taking it very slow and methodically..."
Viewer: "Read: turtling"

by __Vano February 11, 2023

turtle lee

A guy who plays video games sucks, he's short and has small eyes

Turtle lee small

by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022

turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now

"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"

by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009

Tell a Turtle Time

Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.

Herman called Jennifer up and asked her if they could get together soon for “Tell a Turtle Time”.

by thalia_ August 20, 2022

Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024