Band Kid

That kid who keeps fucking up the drums. Or the memer who keeps memeing for memes. Atleast he is the normal kid who plays the sexaphone for fun, or the trombone(GET IT!?!?!?!?)

That Band Kid hurts my earts with the rumset, he keep FUCKING IT with his sticks
AYO BRO WANT 2 PLAY DA GAME 2MORROW WITH FRENDS. LOL BRUH UWU in 3AM gone wrong i died rip. THIS IS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. SHADOW IS A BITCH MOTHERF---- HE ****** AND PISSED

I love the sexaphone, espiacially the trumpbone

by qertuipasdfghjklzxcvbnm April 14, 2022

Barrel Band

The metal ring attached to the bottom of a shotgun barrel that holds the barrel onto the magazine tube

I bought an old shotgun, but the barrel band was broken off, so I could not mount it.

by Gunfighter November 29, 2010

Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.

Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.

by ztothex August 21, 2022

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

Banding

The process of slow castration by tying off one's balls and restricting airflow.

Person 1: Oh, yeah, I've been Banding for about a couple weeks

Person 2: That's about how long it takes. I've been trying for about the same time.

by ASimpleSissy November 30, 2022

Bands

A large stack of money held together with rubberbands

Bands will make her dance

by KBreezel December 8, 2017

Band of Steel

Man of steel played by a marching band with much skill.

Person 1: Did you hear the band of steel just before kickoff?
Person 2: Yeah they sounded great!

by Powderski September 23, 2014