My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014

smoke a turbo

to smoke a ciggarette

hey man lets smoke a turbo

by Jesse Stanley February 13, 2008

Not Smoke

A period of time which one takes to "not smoke".

Verity left the dinner table to go outside and have a "not smoke".

by Bug1995 December 22, 2019

catch this smoke

When you about to get jumped by 5 black people with guns or preferably hands

If you don't stop fucking with my sister you gonna have 2 catch this smoke

by my blicky hard March 20, 2019

smoking on twizzy

"we smoking on twiiizzzzzyyyy"- wise man

we smoking on twizzy............. dum bird

by kyle richh January 17, 2024

Smoke screen

The act of ejaculating in the face and or eyes of a sexually partner before leaving the area well they clean up the mess and cannot see you

"Dude how did you get away from her last night?"

"I smoke screened her and ran out"

by BigPidg October 27, 2019

smoking dons

To shoot people with a gun

“I dont wanna hear waff or I’ll start smoking dons”

“I’ll rush his gaff and start smoking dons”

by Fannybandit Yeetmachine October 07, 2017