Self-vacate

A politer way to say kys.
by EpicRawl February 19, 2020
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self dealing

When someone wants to be a pig and cash in on what you already got going for yourself.
"Wow. I thought the mofo was honestly wanting to help. But his self dealing antics got in the way to having good sex."
by Aspxts-pa-leez January 05, 2018
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People who carry on conversations with themselves as don't be fooled it is not crazy as it is the most FUCKING MANIPULATIVE MIND FUCK ASSHOLE.

You best ignore them as dissolve their presence.
Just observe these people overtime as for the most of their time they don't do this and you find out their DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING is nothing more as a very manipulative tactic to throw off your thinking as to think their schizoid but it is simply not the case ANAL ALAN is you are just THINKING OUT LOUD .

If you catch any words of these DEMONSTRATIVE SELF-CONVERSING people they will be TOXIC to your thoughts.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 06, 2021
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self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector
Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children
by Portmagee May 20, 2012
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self-message

A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are

a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"

"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 12, 2012
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self cling ding

Self suctioning dildo.
I wanted to pleasure myself in the shower, but couldn't find my self cling ding.
by sepayne September 28, 2017
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Self confucktious

Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.
No one cares what you look like, stop being self confucktious right now!
by Self confucktious January 22, 2021
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