twisted rolly

When your abortion fails, resulting to your dick having a natural twisted shape

Sam Barret: OMG DUDE.
Adrian: Whats the deelio dude?
Sam Barret: I Just found out i have a twisted rolly!
Adrian: OMG can i see it???
Sam Barret: Sure Adrian dude. Take your time, have fun with it
Adrian: Can i put it in my tight little bumhole?
Sam Barret: have fun with it. Just dont give me a poop noodle
Adrian:OOOH best thing eveeeeer?

by Tricolor959 April 4, 2015

Kidzfix Rally

The Greatest 8 days of your life...

This September I'm going on Kidzfix Rally to support sick and disadvantaged Aussie kids, It's going to be the greatest 8 days of my life!

by DaveMartin July 17, 2017

O'Reilly

Usually a blond sometimes a Burnett he tends to be kind but he is also the funny one of the group. He tends to have green or blue eyes and is very competitive. He is very athletic and is more in to football and wrestling he is the one who has the hot girlfriend and is the popular one of the school

Girl 1: oh look there's O'Reilly!
Girl 2: my God he is so hot

by Pinedale_wyuser September 24, 2017

connor riley clark

connor riley clark is an amazing man, who loves women for who they are there best friend is always a steven

he is always happy till u let him down and he gets sad and depressed easy, he cares for others even if he doesnt know them he will back them up

connor riley clark is so sweet and caring and have u seen his friend steven

by connorclark213 October 17, 2017

dillon riley

A pretty cool dude who cares more about his family and friends more than himself. Loves racing video games and all ways puts himself down. Though others try and tell him he's a great guy he refuses to listen. He just wants help others with nothing in return. If you meet him, lucky you.

That's Dillon Riley, over there. By himself, working on something.

by xXD1LL0NXx May 20, 2018

The Riley Effect

The sore, aching feeling you get in your chest upon seeing any sad piece of Riley's artwork or writing.

"Did you see that new art Riley posted on Tumblr?"
"Ugh, yeah, it gave me the Riley Effect for like, two hours."

by twentyseven_annonymousducks June 14, 2018

jaxon riley

jaxon riley plays baseball and hits about 14 dingers a game at about 469.5 ft. he can batflip like hes jesus. loves to lick jon ladd sweaty balls!! GIANT weener(third leg)down to his ankle!! huge calfs!! jaxon riley is just, gay.

look at that sexy batflip by jaxon riley

by crosst-nut May 9, 2018