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Poop sweats

Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session

2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody

3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos

4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty

2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now

3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash

4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
by theoxfordcomma October 15, 2018
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poop-bandit

A broad term to describe any person or persons that abuse the function of #2. Most commonly they

A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering

"That poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"

B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.

"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"

C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place

"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a poop-bandit.

D. there is a rare case when the poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.

Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on Beth, when she found out that Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, poop-bandit style!"

Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"
poop-bandit is a new term, it was used in several ways above
by Moose-dog 33 February 3, 2014
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tandem poop

The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.

Reverse tandem, is facing each other.
Christine sat on shawn's lap and they dominated a tandem poop together.
by mopar340 September 16, 2013
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Poop Crumbs

The remaining shreds of poop that are hard to get to after wiping from a nice dry poop
-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better
by andrew speraaa April 26, 2009
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Poop~a~Doop

Poop~a~Doop:
1. Form of greeting but also can be a valediction


2.descriptive word, which can be positive or negative depending on the context
1.
i. Adam saw Kat and sais,"poop~a~doop". she replied "poop~a~doop"
ii. "i've g2g now, poop~a~doop" said Harvey

2.
i."I can't go out tonight" said Ed, "thats so poop~a~doop" replied Alex
ii."I had the best day, it was soo poop~a~doop" said Kim
by Kung Fu Kitten March 21, 2009
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poop scratch

(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.
Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.
by Randman January 9, 2007
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poop dickin'

The act of obnoxiously yet leaisurely pounding one's fist into one's ass while holding the fist in a clenched fasion, whilst the individual is hunched over with their back arched all the while the audience procures enjoyment.
Jack was poop dickin' while the crowd enjoyed with uproarious laughter.
by Mattey P January 23, 2009
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