The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.
person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
by hoety_ succulent April 20, 2020
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Usually late at night, or late in the evening
Usually late at night, or late in the evening
by relatable bitch May 5, 2018
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by CtlAltDlt March 19, 2009
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by Zombalatron December 18, 2017
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by conversationhoe December 3, 2017
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She's always talking down about herself yet she has over a hundred photos of herself all over the wed, Laurin Marlette is such a photo hoe!
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