Luke

Handsome cool and populair and Friends with Pablo big nosed fuck

Luke the Best Guy in the world

by anonymous May 17, 2022

Luke Jenner

The most badass guy you’ll ever meet he’s a cowboy beer drinking S.O.B. He knows how to sweet talk the lady’s. Drinks coors light and Budweiser and kills big bucks. He hates faggots and will tell you what he thinks about you even if you go jump off a cliff after it. He’s an athlete and a half, the only thing he can’t do is dunk cuz he’s not a nigger. But he dose shit the right way and if he’s sorry about something he damn sure means it. I want to be a Luke Jenner. Luke Jenner pulls puss and take names and will spit them out whenever the fuck he wants.

I want to be like Luke Jenner. He’s a solid guy

by Luke Jenner February 21, 2019

luke-ing

Faking that you are high; pretending you are high to make others think you are cool. (originated from my friend luke, who is well known for faking drunk when me and a friend gave him non-alcoholic soda, saying it was vodka and he started to say "i feel tipsy" or "im drunk as fuck".

"Is John high?"

"No, he's just luke-ing."

by laiflafd March 4, 2018

Luke

Luke…Luke has a massive cock, Luke knows how to please a girl in the bedroom, Luke is a true specimen of a man, Luke is the definition of a god

Luke is worshiped in man places as perfect

by Bigladluke November 22, 2021

Luke

wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.

Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke

by shrekussy March 30, 2023

Luke

If you are a luke then you probally are gay and suck alot of dick. Other than that lukes are smart and are a real bitch magnet (although gay)

"Yo Lukes surrounded by a bunch of girls over there!"
"He probally doesnt like any of them."

by littlemissduck November 2, 2022

Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.

Luke is cute. That's a fact.

by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019