texas lesbian

People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.

I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger

by NeajZil April 10, 2024

Lesbian popcorn

A bunch of greasy salty bitches jumping up and down on a trampoline

If you come to my sleepover party, you’d better be down for some lesbian popcorn.

by Julia’s imaginary friends March 28, 2019

lesbian tinder

Tinder, but for women who have their preference set to other women. Filled with profiles of girls “just looking to make friends,” the occasional straight male, and a few very disappointed lesbians.

Lesbian Tinder is even more disappointing than my semester grades.

by Lies to Beth March 15, 2022

Lesbian

When a non-man likes a non-man

non-man: I'm a lesbian.
yes thats all I'm gonna write

by thedumbbwhocantthinkofaname August 18, 2021

Lesbian's Gambit

When you're gonna go on a date, and you're excited about it all week, but the moment it comes up, you get super nervous.

GF1: "Excited for the date today?"
GF2: "Yeah I was, but now I'm nervous."
GF1: "Sounds like Lesbian's Gambit."

by rurururururururururu July 16, 2021

Lesbian

Someone who is not a man and is attracted to non men could be non-binary

They are a lesbian

by anonymous August 5, 2021

Lesbian Canadian

the girl that wears the short basketball shorts, possibly from the men’s section, always has her hair in a bun and a old ass car (most likely a subaru) always has a double double straight from tim’s and think she’s the hottest shit with all her flannels.

Hey! you remember that lesbian Canadian we saw at tim’s yesterday?

by thehottestlesbianintown June 13, 2024