Jacob king

Bitch Jacob king Better then you

Jacob king is literally just better then everyone so…

by Hdbrbelp r grjgzlyskrydmydheu. October 10, 2022

Larry King

Larry is a simple man, he enjoys the small things in life. Larry has an obsession with feet, weed and shitting on random objects. Larry gets around in a 2012 Kia Soul, he heartily loves his Kia collection almost as much as he enjoys the feeling of a good shit on a treadmill. Larry King also deeply enjoys the new Grande Big Mac from Mcdonald's. He proudly rolls his lime-green Kia through the drive-through.

In terms of entertainment, Larry's favourite shows are family strokes, Edward Penishands and Bowlin' in her Colon.

Look at Larry King! He's mauling that bag of Doritos in his Kia Soul.

by HoinyHayden69 July 14, 2021

king of dixie

Ryan E. Upchurch

Upchurch is the king of Dixie

by Jawjaw914 October 27, 2020

The King Zimchower

The greatest streamer that has graced this planet. King of the Internet, his Zimpire. Rumored to be the Fourth Reich. Be grateful that you were born during his lifetime, for you will witness the glorious rise of his will.

All hail The King Zimchower, man of many blessings, including a large cock!

by Jeremiah Jenkins November 22, 2021

Pasta King

The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.

Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.

by Yarnaby Jones July 14, 2009

King Crimson

The definition "King Crimson" is used in the anime and manga "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure". It refers to a "Stand" by the same name. Although people usually do not get the Stand's ability, it is very easy: King Crimson is able to skip forward into time, and be able to see the outcome of the battle the Stand user is in, to an extent. The user can also use its other semi-stand, known as "Epitaph". While in this zone where they can see the outcome, the user can then go to a different spot and attack the enemy, or stay where they are.

Oh, yeah, and also King Crimson is a band. They also made the song "Epitaph".

"Hey, did you listen to the new King Crimson song today?"
"I knew you were going to say that, and yes, I have."

by hamoodbackwardsishamood May 26, 2022

KING OF MAREK

KING OF MAREK is the best Jhin player on EUNE he will fuck you up in every single lane and he will fuck every family member that has a vagina from age 16 and up (he's underage) after he absolutely destroys you in game. He's an alpha sigma super male with a gigantic cock. After every outplay he does every single woman in the radius of 50 meters will get an orgasm and you will hear a otherworldly voice yell OMG ITS KING OF MAREK BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE OUTPLAY.

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by Tome Aramija November 21, 2021