A term used to describe an individual who stumbles their way through the treacherous terrain of Fortnite like a clumsy llama with two left hooves. A Fortnite Kevin is notorious for their astonishing ability to turn even the simplest tasks into epic fails, leaving their teammates questioning their life choices. This hapless character can often be found building their "forts" that look more like abstract art installations, and their aim? Let's just say they couldn't hit a pink flamingo with a water balloon.
The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
The mere presence of a Fortnite Kevin in your squad is like signing up for a comedy show where you're the only one not laughing. Witnessing their constant mistimings and bewildering choices is a reminder that in the vast world of Fortnite, miracles may happen, but they're definitely not going to come from a Fortnite Kevin. So buckle up, fellow players, if you ever come across a Fortnite Kevin, prepare for unpredictable chaos that even the game's RNG gods could never have anticipated. May the storm guide you away, for you do not want to be caught in a battle alongside a Fortnite Kevin!
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Kevin Talk
Person1: can you just hunt down the original part.
kevin: Yes, me do
Later...
Person1: hey kevin what were you saying earlier about that paperwork.
Kevin: me do now.
Person1: can you just hunt down the original part.
kevin: Yes, me do
Later...
Person1: hey kevin what were you saying earlier about that paperwork.
Kevin: me do now.
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