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Jordan

An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.

Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
Wow, Jordan is so cool - I wish I could hangout with them more often
by darkchallengerr November 21, 2021
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Michael Jordan

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Jordan

A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.
I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way
by Katetherockstar April 22, 2018
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“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”
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michael jordan

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.
by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a girl who is usually a ginger. She is always wearing a crop top and is usually friends with people named Lily or Lucy. She loves music like the song Cheap thrills and other hits of that nature. Her last name is usually something like Simone or something like that. But overall she is a great, caring, and loyal friend.
Jordan is such a great friend.
by HelloJordan March 31, 2022
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“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”
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