July 25th

National slap your little or big sister day!

Sister: what day is it?

Me: July 25th you know what that means
Me: slaps the crap out of her.

by TheAwsomeDood July 24, 2021

july 19th

your kinda dumb, anoyying, mad all the time and dosent do much

hey, you where born in july 19th your dumb

by that dumb dog 82828272 April 2, 2022

22 July

the day Anders Breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar. He had to take 21 years off his life to receive the title but it's all worth it.

i remember 22 july 2011, the day anders breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar.

by pkpenguin April 1, 2023

july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day

July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.

Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!

by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024

july 26th, 2024, 7:08 pm

the exact time of when i wrote this. july 26th, 2024, at 7:08 pm.

guy 1: what is right now?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:08 pm.
guy 1: ok thanks

by jsavy July 26, 2024

july

It means that you are gay because of pride month

Its on that month of July shit

by rurida January 18, 2023