Holy fuck

Instead of the exclamatory expression, this means a fuck or sex that is totally, royally beyond good.

I had a holy fuck last night. It was fucking epic (pun intended).

by LingDanc803 April 12, 2023

Holy ghosted

When you’re dating a Christian woman and she just stops responding to you. You’ve been holy ghosted.

I was dating this nice Christian woman and things were going well until she holy ghosted me.

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Holy Cats

An exclamation of surprise, amazement or bewilderment

Holy Cats man, that’s crazy!

by AnwarDOOOOOO December 9, 2021

holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.

Holy Schmokes Lois! I'm in Fortnite!

by majorinbananas November 20, 2023

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Holy Crash

Instead of saying "Holy Crap" it goes "Holy Crash"

Holy Crash, Holy Crap

by K3 1 97 11 March 30, 2022

holy bong rip

When you use holy water for your bong water and take a fat rip.

Did you see Jason take that holy bong rip?

by anonymous June 22, 2021