Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.
Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*
Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'
Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*
Goat: *faints*
Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'
Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*
by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022
Get the fainting goatmug. A common denominator of a peculiar term of events once, formed during once’s ramdom conversation on a road trip from one of the Uks largest docks. Now a trademark named apparel company trading in the southwest.
by Karl-popper December 28, 2022
Get the Verti-goatmug. Charlie Haffenden
by Chester123! May 3, 2025
Get the Throat Goatmug. Someone ,usually a man, who regularly has unprotected anal sex with a female goat of advanced age where he finishes inside the goats anus but continues thrusting until it begins frothing out at which point he proceeds in eating the semen/turd custard that forms.
The other day I stumbled upon that New York goat-cheeser on the wife's side of the family churning butter in the barn.
by Senior_juanjuan March 20, 2025
Get the New York goat-cheesermug. A disgusting team composition in Overwatch 1 built around triple tank and triple support. The focus of this composition is overwhelming sustain, enabling the team to absorb massive damage while pushing objective with coordinated aggression. It's named after the first e-sports team that used it in an official tournament.
Let's run GOATS
We need to counter this GOATS meta
The GOATS meta might've enforced the 2-2-2 role queue update
We need to counter this GOATS meta
The GOATS meta might've enforced the 2-2-2 role queue update
by phnx8 March 8, 2025
Get the GOATSmug. 
